Let me just share a little of what did not happen to me this past week.
I did not finish my first semester of college. This does not overjoy me. I am not relieved that I get three weeks of vacation nor do I need it. That would be ridiculous of me. Clearly the point of my going to college was to get an education, not relish being home when on break from getting that education!
My brother did not get me addicted to Farmville. I am not furious with him for this. I am not already on Facebook too much and do not need an additional distraction. I am not waiting desperately for my raspberries to finish growing (seventy more minutes, but who’s counting? Not me).
I did not go shopping today with my friend Kathryn. I did not buy three books and three CDs while at the mall. I did not want very badly to buy a mini Sharpie at Jo-Ann Fabrics for fifty cents. I am not currently thinking about how I’d like to expand my already large Sharpie collection to include mini ones.
And I most certainly did not spend fifty dollars on a black pencil skirt at Express. Nor did I think it would be worth it, since I certainly don’t plan on getting as much use out of it as I possibly can. That would require logic, which I certainly don’t have.
Aside: if you click on the button you will be linked to MckMama’s blog, from where I got this idea. If you find her Not Me! Monday post you can read what she hasn’t been doing this week, along with hundreds of other people, whose links appear at the bottom of her post. I don’t know if I’ll keep this up, but I hope you liked it! :] ~annie