Poor Life Choice #28402: Deciding to take a drink of Mountain Dew when my friend Liz decides to play one of the funniest parts of a video of her and Steph. I knew the precise moment the video was going to start playing this part, and I chose to take a drink anyway. I very nearly spit the mouthful of Mountain Dew all over Liz’s floor. Thank goodness I have that miniscule molecule of self-control that kept me from doing so.
Poor Life Choice #28403: Deciding not to start my homework until about now. Except that I might procrastinate longer. Believe me, I am an expert at this. I’m thinking of switching my major to Procrastination. Or maybe I’ll stick with the BA in English and get my Master’s in Procrastination. I could think about it, but I’ll save that for later.