so here’s the thing.
i caught up on once upon a time last night.
& i have ALL THE THOUGHTS.
most of them go something like this: “WHAT?! [insert character’s name here].”
also: “this cannot be happening. THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.”
at one point i grew so coherent as to tweet: “can that be neal at the door? please let it be neal at the door.”
but i can’t tell you if it was or not because they don’t tell you if it was or not. okay, that’s a lie. they do. but i still won’t because that’s a spoiler and i don’t share spoilers.
[spoiler alert: i paused the show just so i could tweet the query about who was at the door.]
we have two months before we get even a fraction of this hot mess answered. a fraction! and yet i have SO MANY QUESTIONS. you know, like, “WHAT?!” and “WHY?!”
also there has got to be a way to undo the last thing regina said to emma. i don’t buy that for a hot second. not a HOT SECOND.
also, the show’s twitter is already hashtagging #wickediscoming like it’s a new thing. um, i’m still not over #panneverfails! like, can we resolve the green-clothed crazy before we introduce the green-skinned witch?
FOR REAL THOUGH.
if you don’t watch this show, you need to. like now. because obviously i highly recommend having extreme anxiety on the behalf of people who are not real.
if you do watch this show…
AM I RIGHT?!