I certainly did not procrastinate my paper last night past the point of reason.
And I was certainly not editing photos on picnik.com. Um, of course not. Why would I do that instead of homework? I mean, seriously.
I did not possibly lose my mind and semi-explode at my best friend. And then I certainly did not feel guilty about it.
I did not knock over a plate of deviled eggs that Liz was holding when I was trying to open her dishwasher yesterday. Three of them did not fall to the ground. I did not feel stupid.
I have not been neglecting time with Jesus and my journaling. I never do that. Duhhh.
I am not too lazy to continue further.