here’s another funny story for you: last night, my brother told me jennifer lawrence received a pay raise for the second installment of the hunger games.
“to what?” i asked him.
“10 million,” he said.
i said something about her salary for the first movie being half a million, and patrick responds in a british accent, “i think she’ll be living considerably better.”
because clearly my family has been closely guarding the secret that we’re british royalty and we are living SO WELL over here.
& since i’ve blown that secret, i may as well present to you the youngest member of this royal family, the duke of east michigan and his girlfriend: